Mason: Mommy, let's go get some ice cream.
Me: We can't sweetie, baby Reese is asleep and we can't leave her alone to go get ice cream.
Mason: We can wake her up and she can go with us.
Me: No sweetie, we aren't waking her up.
Mason: I can stay here with baby Reese and you can go get ice cream.
Me: (laughing) No sweetie, that won't work either. We'll get some tomorrow, but those were good suggestions though.
Apparently you can't heat up green beans in a microwave on a plate without green bean juice. They tend to catch on fire or blow up.